Marvel Tumbler - Spider-Man

"Spider-Man, Spider-Man, does whatever a spider can."

Okay, but really, what can a spider do? Like yeah, I get they can walk on walls and shoot webs, but like "whatever a spider can"? It's making it sound impressive, but really, spiders don't do all that much. Now say...a cat, or a chameleon, or well-trained parrot? They got a few more abilities than a spider.

Disclaimer: I do, in fact, love Spider-Man. The song just doesn't make as much sense as it should. Don't come at me.

- 19 oz
- Stainless steel
- Double-walled and vacuum-insulated
- BPA free